Tootsie - Great Dialogue

Sydney Pollack (at George Fields) and Dustin Hoffman (as Dorothy Michaels) in the Russian Tea Room (in Manhattan, NYC) in the movie "Tootsie" (1982)

George Fields:
     Julie thinks your gay?

Michael Dorsey:
     No, my friend Sandy.

George Fields: 
     Sleep with her, and she'll...

Michael Dorsey: 
     I slept with her once she's still thinks I'm gay!


Gorge Fields:
     Oh... that's no good, Michael.

Michael Dorsey:
     You should have seen the look on her face when she thought I was a lesbian.

George Fields:
     "Lesbian"? You just said gay.

Michael Dorsey:
     No, no, no - SANDY thinks I'm gay, JULIE thinks I'm a lesbian.

George Fields:
     I thought Dorothy was supposed to be straight?

Michael Dorsey:
     Dorothy IS straight. Tonight Les, the sweetest,
     nicest man in the world asked me to marry him.

George Fields:
     A guy named Les wants YOU to marry him?

Michael Dorsey:
     No, no, no - he wants to marry Dorothy.

George Fields:
     Does he know she's a lesbian?

Michael Dorsey:
     Dorothy's NOT a lesbian.

George Fields:
     I know that, does HE know that?

Michael Dorsey:
     Know WHAT?

George Fields:
     That, er, I... I don't know.