Saturday, August 29, 2015

Nobody's Perfect

“Some Like It Hot” - 1958

The Conclusion to the 1958 movie “Some Like It Hot”
The film is a classic and has been acclaimed worldwide as one of the greatest comedy films ever made.
Osgood played by Joey E. Brown, and Daphne played by Jack Lemon.

Osgood:     I called Mama. She was so happy she cried! She wants you to have her wedding gown. It's white lace.

Daphne:     Yeah, Osgood. I can't get married in your mother's dress. Ha ha. That-she and I, we are not built the same way.

Osgood:     We can have it altered.

Daphne:     Oh no; you don't!  Osgood, I'm gonna level with you. We can't get married at all.

Osgood:     Why not?

Daphne:     Well, in the first place, I'm not a natural blonde.
Osgood:    Doesn't matter.
Daphne:     I smoke! I smoke all the time!

Osgood:     I don't care.

Daphne:     Well, I have a terrible past.  For three years now, I have been living with a saxophone player.

Osgood:     I forgive you.

Daphne:     [Tragically] I can never have children!

Osgood:     We can adopt some.

Daphne:     But you don't understand, Osgood!   [Whips off his wig, exasperated, and changes to a manly voice.]    Uhhh, I'm a man!

Osgood:     [Looks at him then turns back, unperturbed]: Well, nobody's perfect.

See it here.......


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